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Several years ago, while working on a Panamanian fishing trawler in the Gulf of Mexico with a lot of time on my hands, I started listening to talk radio over the ship's wireless.
Programs like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity were entertaining, but I noticed a trend in both their programs. For some reason, that still remains a mystery to me; they continually attacked my great President Bill Clinton. Now Clinton has been ranked as America's greatest president by a number of historians who would rather not give their names; and the attendant at the local bowling alley that I frequent thinks he's tops.
His accomplishments are staggering, and yet are rarely give the attention that they deserve:
* America's first Black President
* America's first Brown President
* America's first off-color President
* America's most tan President
* America's first female President
* America's first fast food President
* America's tallest President (Lincoln, Washington, and Jefferson all wore lifts in their shoes and were, in reality, all under 5'8" in height).
* America's first pro-population growth President (Mr. Clinton has, from his early teens, tried to single handedly repopulate the United States).
Because of all the above reasons and so many more, I felt compelled to give up a successful and lucrative career in the aqua farming industry and start production of The Bill Clinton Radio Spectacular. No longer will the sullying of this great man’s name go unanswered.
Micetrow Mandelea |
